Saturday, February 14, 2015

Instant Oatmeal

Given that it takes at least a minute to cook, does the name 'Instant Oatmeal' count as false advertising? I suppose 'Relatively Quick Oatmeal' doesn't have the same ring.

I shouldn't be complaining, though-- after months of microwaving hot pockets for two minutes, a one minute hot meal is like a drink of cold water in a desert full of not quite as cold water.

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