Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Niche Jokes With Benjamin: Reloaded

Why are DNA primers so pious?
Because they're always annealing.

Why did the CEO use subjunctive forms when reassuring an unemployed Santa during a job interview?
He was employing a doubting clause.

What's the difference between an Emory student who likes to eat after 10 PM and a horse?
One lives mostly on oats, and the other's a horse.

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