Friday, March 27, 2015

Niche Jokes With Benjamin Rebooted

Why did phytochemists study 3/8 when it started running in circles?
Because it was an active fraction.

What do you call it when microbes living in the human gut purchase a tiny house?
A microbe-buy-home.

Why didn't the penicillin let the plumber install bathroom plumbing?
It was anti-septic.

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