"We'll need you to sign here, Mrs. Exit's
Mother."
"I
won't sign to pull the plug on my son's life support!"
"I'm
sorry, but there's no other option. You're bankrupt."
"What
about health insurance? We've been paying health insurance for ages!"
"I'm
sorry, Exit's insurance is voided by cause of him being injured." Exit
opened his eyes as light flooded his vision again.
"He's
awake!" screeched his mother.
"He's
awake!" squealed the nurse.
An old
man on crutches poked his head in the door of Exit's hospital room. "He's
awake!"
"What
happened?" asked Exit groggily.
The old
man spoke up. "Well, I used to go swing dancing when I was
younger..."
Exit's
mother interuppted. "Not to you, to him, Frank! You were taking Melanie
out on a date..."
"Well,
there's this one dance venue, lovely little place," the old man continued.
"And
you went to supper and had asparagus for the first time," said Exit's
mother, glancing at the old man.
"'The
Fabulous', I think it was called."
"It
turns out you're allergic."
"Either
to swing dancing or to asparagus, but I was always nimble on my feet, you
see..."
"And
when you were driving Melanie home..."
"Who's
Melanie? Anyways, nimble, but I had a nasty fall, you see."
"And
there was an accident."
"I'll
say."
"You
were in a coma. You're lucky to be alive."
"So
am I."
Exit was
still confused. "What happened to Melanie?" Exit's mother looked
uncomfortable as she took a matchbox off the bedside table and placed it in
Exit's hands. As he began to open the box, the room began to shake and the
world dissolved again.
I really like this one, it's funny and unique. You're so talented :D
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